Pop Some Culture: Can Anybody Spare Some "Change?"

Obama certainly can (all $639 million of it). They say money can't buy your friends, but it can certainly buy you the presidency, and I am pretty sure everyone wants to be friends with the President,* some maybe even more than friends. Unfortunately, Obama is a robot so I do not have any witty jokes for you (hard to make fun of perfection - explains why nobody can ever make fun of me), but fortunately I am in good company in that regard: "Obama is almost as boring to comedians as Biden, said Robert Thompson, director of the Center for the Study of Popular Television at Syracuse University." Perhaps we should consider this a good thing given the last funny President's track record.* In honor of Barack Obama's historic victory, and in order to satisfy your election erection, we feel compelled to provide you with the latest and greatest Obama gear. In the spirit of bipartisanship, we have included an item of hope for all of the Maverick supporters out there, although this is a poor business decision on our part. Pop some culture!

*except for George Walker Bush
*pending outcome of Iraq War

Obama Throwback Jersey