Burritos

You know what sucks? What sucks is that I live in a town that has no good burrito joint. No Chipotle, no Moe's, no Qdoba. Not even a fuckin' Barburrito. (What is that? They have a full bar and burritos? I'm moving to Atlanta.)

I was talking to this girl the other day, and she was all like, "I hate those fast food burrito places. You can get better burritos from real Mexican restaurants."

Not.

At "real Mexican restaurants," they give you a small tortilla with some meat inside, then cover it with cheese and "mystery sauce." Then they put some beans and guacamole on the side. What are they thinking? It took some fucking American ingenuity to bring out the best in Mexican. I guess its not the first time. ZING!

Bottom line: No, I don't want a tortilla wrapped around a block of cheese and some stringy meat with the inside topping on the outside. Fast food Mexican trumps migrant-worker authentic Mexican, period (unless you are there for other reasons). And those burritos are definitely NOT boring!

Burritos: Popping your culture since 1854.

Can Anybody Spare Some "Change?"

Obama certainly can (all $639 million of it). They say money can't buy your friends, but it can certainly buy you the presidency, and I am pretty sure everyone wants to be friends with the President,* some maybe even more than friends. Unfortunately, Obama is a robot so I do not have any witty jokes for you (hard to make fun of perfection - explains why nobody can ever make fun of me), but fortunately I am in good company in that regard: "Obama is almost as boring to comedians as Biden, said Robert Thompson, director of the Center for the Study of Popular Television at Syracuse University." Perhaps we should consider this a good thing given the last funny President's track record.* In honor of Barack Obama's historic victory, and in order to satisfy your election erection, we feel compelled to provide you with the latest and greatest Obama gear. In the spirit of bipartisanship, we have included an item of hope for all of the Maverick supporters out there, although this is a poor business decision on our part. Pop some culture!

*except for George Walker Bush
*pending outcome of Iraq War

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Obama Action Figure

Obamarama Magnetic Wardrobe

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